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in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
I’m sorry
(via pizza)
- some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
- me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
8:09 am // 191,847 notes // reblog
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via nugget-lover)
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
(via pizza)
8:06 am // 72,575 notes // reblog
8:05 am // 3,862 notes // reblog
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
nobody hates me more than i hate me
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
(Source: fulltimeinternethomo, via dangering)
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
(via dangering)
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